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  4. I’m down three lbs because of this special fruit!

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  7. 69shadesofgray:

    "how did you lose your virginity?"

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  8. Things you shouldn’t piss on.

    Things you shouldn’t piss on:
    Yourself

    Friend

    Other peoples houses

    Your house

    Car

    Dog

    Any animal

    Your feet

    Other testicles

    Computers

    Open Wire

    Milk

    Eggs

    Salmon

    Water

    Satan

    Satan’s banana¬†

    God

    Gods banana

    Adam and Eve

    Adam and Eve fucking

    Snakes

    Reptiles

    Strangers

     

  9. troyelicious:

    benjpierce:

    when ur crush says hi to you

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    when ur crush asks how ur doing

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    when ur crush gets a girlfriend

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    When you your crush becomes your girlfriend

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  10. hero-of-bedtime:

    thIS IS FROM THE FUCKING PORNO 

    (Source: ammnontet, via firenebula)