1. 9gag:

    Sincerely. #9gag

     
  2. picklespickleyama:

    bronzebasilisk:

    fan-troll:

    lord-kitschener:

    jimblespage:

    jolys:

    caterjunes:

    spiffymuffin:

    yunghau5:

    3dboyfriends:

    smashbrethren:

    prostheticknowledge:

    Dildo Generator

    Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

    Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

    Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

    the time is now

    hell yeah

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    ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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    it’s called the purple ramjet

    which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

    shove a vase up your ass

    not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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    i call it the matterhorn

    cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

    i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

    (via disparity)

     

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  5. iraffiruse:

    Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation

    Puppy don’t care

    Puppy’s got stuff to do

    Puppy’s got places to be

    Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

    (via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

     
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  8. There’s nothing that angers me more than self-flushing toilets

    totally-relatable:

    Like, don’t tell me when i’m done

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    (Source: theprincedouche, via onlylolgifs)

     
  9. collegehumor:

    Every day pop stars and actresses waste thousands of dollars trying to look like glamorous idiots. No need for spending wads of cash to get the pop star look though, the same effect can be achieved with ramen noodles and an old beach towel.  

    Liam Martin has been recreating the celeb look on his Instagram (@waverider_) and the result is some truly terrible/awesome cosplay. Observe…

    Finish 15 Pieces Of Terribly Awesome Pop Star Cosplay

     
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